How do I fly a plane?

I am currently in a plane (it appears to only be a one or two seater) that is several feet in the air and I don't know how to fly. Please help!How do I fly a plane?if you are in a one seater (or two ) I take it to mean that is ALL the seats on board. if you are and have enemies on radar, that means you are in a military plane. perhaps a fighter, perhaps a trainer, either way, bend over kiss your *** good bye. or...you could eject...but I would not recommend that if you are only a few feeet aboove the ground.

Or..Try shouting mayday mayday mayday, input 7500 in the transponder, dial up the closest VORTAC on NAV 1

determine which radial your are on and the dme. Do a 15 nm dme arch to align with the backcourse ils circle to land on the perpendicular runway to the airport, disengage the auto pilot and land the damn thing.



Edit: dont for get to lowere the gear and ingage full flaps and spoilers

speed brake below 170 knots.How do I fly a plane?
smoke em if you got em chief.How do I fly a plane?ur joking , right?How do I fly a plane?
go watch snakes on a plane and play those simulatorsHow do I fly a plane?ask john john or john denver or the pilot of the leonard skinner craft
no your not. jeez.How do I fly a plane?
Go to flight school
Hit the eject button and hold on. If this does not work, put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye.How do I fly a plane?
ok set autopilot (heading, speed, altitude,etc.) turn it on if it fails, the handle next to you is speed handle in front of you is moving, at last of all, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE WHEN YOU ARE NOT FOCUSING ON THE PLANE!!!!
remember wat u were taught
Well you use your hands on the controls and use a little godpower
No joke: planes pretty much fly themselves. All you have to worry about is take off and landing. :)
ok. if you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull it backward, they get smaler. You might want ATC to know that you have an emergenct situation-so i suggest you Squawk 7700. Dont touch the red coloured thing- thats the mixture. Dont touch the black coloured thing next to it either, that's the throttle. If you see a field, a



a)Pray

b)Dive for it

c)pray again

d)pull up befor hitting the ground.



Remember, the chance of survival is inversly proportional to the angle of arrival. aka you nose dive, your dead.
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